some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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