Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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