Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I think my moral compass just broke
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