so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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