Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Green mimosas i think yes
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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