Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
it was like eating out sand paper
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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