people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The feeling are messing with the penis
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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