i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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