We won't sleep together?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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