before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
