I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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