Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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