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what?
penguin condom
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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