The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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