My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
