if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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