so explain again why im purple
no
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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