What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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