Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
You pole danced in your parka.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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