Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I think a kid would responsible me up
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
