Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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