ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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