do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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