My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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