I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Vodka?
Forever.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
