I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
