Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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