If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
