Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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