I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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