I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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