Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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