I wish I only lived at night.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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