I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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