i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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