Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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