Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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