She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I had to cum in my sink.
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