just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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