i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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