4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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