his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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