We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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