you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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