brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
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you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I see more hoeing in ur future
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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