who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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