Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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