So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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