Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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