I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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