your thong is hanging out like whoa
I want to make a zoo with you.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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