I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My life is pants optional.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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