I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Randomize