I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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