She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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