I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Let's get the cat blown out
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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