If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i barfeds in our rink
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm way too hungover for life right now
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
