Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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