okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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